Saturday, December 18, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
WHAT MEANS...
What means 1 Muslim on the moon?
1 less Muslim on earth.
What means 2 Muslims on the moon?
2 less Muslims on Earth.
What means 10 Muslims on the moon?
10 less Muslims on Earth.
What means 100 Muslims on the moon?
100 less Muslims on Earth.
What means 1.000 Muslims on the moon?
1.000 less Muslims on Earth.
What means 1.000.000 Muslims on the moon?
1.000.000 less Muslims on Earth.
What means ALL Muslim on the moon?
PEACE ON EARTH TO MEN OF GOOD WILL.
A LESSON TO THE WORLD
THIS IS REALLY A TRUE JOKE!!!
"LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!"
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT....
IF YOU CROSS THE ISRAELI BORDER ILLEGALLY---- YOU GET: A JOB, WELFARE, A PLACE TO LIVE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, SUPPORT FROM LOBBYISTS RIGHTEOUS GROUPS, SYMPATHY OF THE MEDIA, UN IMMIGRANT PROTECTION CARD, THE RIGHT TO PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT, AND IF YOU HAVE A CHILD, YOU BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
5. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
You may be a Muslim
7. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
8. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
9. Your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim!
10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You well may be a Muslim!