Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little Israeli guy got on and tookthe aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spat in it.When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened."How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Offended Muslim Syndrome & Self-Help Support Groups
Following the misery inflicted on Islam by a toy bear that ended up with calls for the execution of an English woman, more Muslims are stepping forward with stories of long-suppressed emotional trauma imposed on them by so-called reality. This has led to the creation of support groups and social networks that help followers of the Prophet Mohammed cope with the agony of learning about life outside of their immediate environment, offering assistance with technical resources, practical guidance, and strategies for early intervention and punishment of those who offend Islam.
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"I have always been offended by rubber ducks," says Mahmud Said of Portland, Oregon. "For a long time I felt stigmatized and inadequate, until one day I decided to write about it on an Internet forum. I received hundreds of heart-felt emails - from Morocco to Indonesia. It turns out that thousands of Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 35 have had traumatic experiences with rubber ducks.
"We started a support group that has grown to 10,000 members. Not only do we share horrifying rubber duck stories, we also try to increase public awareness by sabotaging the world supply of rubber ducks, setting fire to factories, abducting rubber duck distributors, and intimidating retailers. These are building blocks for our healthy future. With Allah as my witness, our public awareness campaign will soon result in a completely rubber-duck-free world."
Abdullah Sharif had just turned 35 when the Mohammed cartoon controversy suddenly broke out. It left him so emotionally scarred that he developed an aversion to representative art in all its forms. He often found himself shrieking while passing comics in a bookstore window, or seeing the funnies in the local newspaper. But while Abdullah had formerly been considered just another oddball, thanks to social networking, he is now a successful leader of an international charitable organization working for the betterment of humankind through imposing of Sharia law on the infidels.
His group covers a wide range of activities, from occasional riots, bombings, and beating of newspaper editors to writing threatening letters to the Cartoon Network. "One true believer may be a nutcase, but together we are the fastest growing religion on Earth, making the important cultural shift to a more Islam-dominated society that benefits both the true believers and the lowly kufir," boasts Abdullah. He recently moved to a new home in Malibu and is touring the world on a private Lear Jet.
Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and women are often offended by the most unexpected items, including baby rattles, hummingbirds, home appliances, or geographical maps with polar ice caps. On the top ten list of the most offensive things are rectal thermometers and the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.
Every such grievance is being thoroughly documented and acted upon by support groups and mental health providers, such as CAIR, that help victims to overcome their stress and anxiety by filing costly lawsuits against private institutions and government agencies.
The typical case involved a visitor from Egypt to Brooklyn, NY, who was offended by the sight of a cumulus cloud over Atlantic Avenue in the shape of the Arabic letter "A." By organizing protests and putting pressure on mass media, a network of Muslim groups and charities succeeded in forcing a Brooklyn judge to award the offended man $150,000 in damages, to be paid by the National Meteorological Agency. The Agency is the government body the Muslim groups deemed most responsible for regulating the proper distribution of water molecules over the New York metropolitan area.
Among the most bizarre cases is a lawsuit filed by religious and community leaders who claim that they are being unfairly targeted by gamma rays, neutrinos, and other forms of cosmic radiation. According to plaintiffs, the problem started immediately after they had complained to authorities about the disproportionately tangled shape of the Galactic magnetic field. Government agencies were fast to express dismay and sympathy for the victims, but none were willing to accept responsibility, and it seems they are playing a cynical game of administrative football with neutrino sufferers.
The World Health Organization (WHO) has called on national governments to provide financial backing for the network of Muslim self-help groups, twelve-step healing programs, and training camps, creating an environment that is more supportive and empowering for sufferers of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS).
"Being a Muslim today means to be always aware that something, somewhere, is somehow offensive to Islam," said a report issued by WHO, a specialized agency of the UN that acts as a coordinating authority on international public health. "It is a shame to see the wealthiest nations of the world stingily hold on to their pockets in the face of the largest epidemic of reality-induced psychological disorder in human history."
The WHO report provides a list of symptoms of the Offended Muslim Syndrome, suggesting that the condition be officially recognized as a disability, with the ensuing costs covered by Western governments. The report also includes advice and recommendations by leading UN-affiliated health professionals:
Symptoms of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS)
•Irritability, agitation, anxiety at the sight of women who are not fully covered
•Prolonged rage or unexplained killing sprees
•Significant changes in immigration patterns
•Brooding about the past glory of the Caliphate
•Decreased effectiveness and minimal work productivity
•Difficulty in understanding new information without a trial lawyer
•Feelings of despair or hopelessness about the existence of Israel
•Recurring thoughts of death to the infidels
In order to guard against OMS, health officials warn individuals who are at risk to make sure that the objective reality they are exposed to does not:
•Make them aware of the outside world
•Trigger curiosity about the Western notions of "logic" or "rationality"
•Make life more enjoyable
•Cause them to question the need for martyrdom
•Have side effects such as independent thinking and longing to live as a productive individual
•Create an illusion that communication with infidels is possible without hostage-taking
Spontaneously developed methods and techniques are already in place to help OMS sufferers: the Paris Youth Group, the Gaza System, the Beirut Procedure, and, of course, the Zawahiri Method - an easy-to-learn, do-it-yourself way to eliminate anxiety whenever you find anything offensive, by removing any negative thought or feeling below the neck of the offending party.
This method has proven to be particularly effective in breaking the patterns of thought and behavior among non-Muslims, whose very existence is suspected to be the leading cause of pain of anxiety afflicting the Muslim world.
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"I have always been offended by rubber ducks," says Mahmud Said of Portland, Oregon. "For a long time I felt stigmatized and inadequate, until one day I decided to write about it on an Internet forum. I received hundreds of heart-felt emails - from Morocco to Indonesia. It turns out that thousands of Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 35 have had traumatic experiences with rubber ducks.
"We started a support group that has grown to 10,000 members. Not only do we share horrifying rubber duck stories, we also try to increase public awareness by sabotaging the world supply of rubber ducks, setting fire to factories, abducting rubber duck distributors, and intimidating retailers. These are building blocks for our healthy future. With Allah as my witness, our public awareness campaign will soon result in a completely rubber-duck-free world."
Abdullah Sharif had just turned 35 when the Mohammed cartoon controversy suddenly broke out. It left him so emotionally scarred that he developed an aversion to representative art in all its forms. He often found himself shrieking while passing comics in a bookstore window, or seeing the funnies in the local newspaper. But while Abdullah had formerly been considered just another oddball, thanks to social networking, he is now a successful leader of an international charitable organization working for the betterment of humankind through imposing of Sharia law on the infidels.
His group covers a wide range of activities, from occasional riots, bombings, and beating of newspaper editors to writing threatening letters to the Cartoon Network. "One true believer may be a nutcase, but together we are the fastest growing religion on Earth, making the important cultural shift to a more Islam-dominated society that benefits both the true believers and the lowly kufir," boasts Abdullah. He recently moved to a new home in Malibu and is touring the world on a private Lear Jet.
Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and women are often offended by the most unexpected items, including baby rattles, hummingbirds, home appliances, or geographical maps with polar ice caps. On the top ten list of the most offensive things are rectal thermometers and the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.
Every such grievance is being thoroughly documented and acted upon by support groups and mental health providers, such as CAIR, that help victims to overcome their stress and anxiety by filing costly lawsuits against private institutions and government agencies.
The typical case involved a visitor from Egypt to Brooklyn, NY, who was offended by the sight of a cumulus cloud over Atlantic Avenue in the shape of the Arabic letter "A." By organizing protests and putting pressure on mass media, a network of Muslim groups and charities succeeded in forcing a Brooklyn judge to award the offended man $150,000 in damages, to be paid by the National Meteorological Agency. The Agency is the government body the Muslim groups deemed most responsible for regulating the proper distribution of water molecules over the New York metropolitan area.
Among the most bizarre cases is a lawsuit filed by religious and community leaders who claim that they are being unfairly targeted by gamma rays, neutrinos, and other forms of cosmic radiation. According to plaintiffs, the problem started immediately after they had complained to authorities about the disproportionately tangled shape of the Galactic magnetic field. Government agencies were fast to express dismay and sympathy for the victims, but none were willing to accept responsibility, and it seems they are playing a cynical game of administrative football with neutrino sufferers.
The World Health Organization (WHO) has called on national governments to provide financial backing for the network of Muslim self-help groups, twelve-step healing programs, and training camps, creating an environment that is more supportive and empowering for sufferers of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS).
"Being a Muslim today means to be always aware that something, somewhere, is somehow offensive to Islam," said a report issued by WHO, a specialized agency of the UN that acts as a coordinating authority on international public health. "It is a shame to see the wealthiest nations of the world stingily hold on to their pockets in the face of the largest epidemic of reality-induced psychological disorder in human history."
The WHO report provides a list of symptoms of the Offended Muslim Syndrome, suggesting that the condition be officially recognized as a disability, with the ensuing costs covered by Western governments. The report also includes advice and recommendations by leading UN-affiliated health professionals:
Symptoms of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS)
•Irritability, agitation, anxiety at the sight of women who are not fully covered
•Prolonged rage or unexplained killing sprees
•Significant changes in immigration patterns
•Brooding about the past glory of the Caliphate
•Decreased effectiveness and minimal work productivity
•Difficulty in understanding new information without a trial lawyer
•Feelings of despair or hopelessness about the existence of Israel
•Recurring thoughts of death to the infidels
In order to guard against OMS, health officials warn individuals who are at risk to make sure that the objective reality they are exposed to does not:
•Make them aware of the outside world
•Trigger curiosity about the Western notions of "logic" or "rationality"
•Make life more enjoyable
•Cause them to question the need for martyrdom
•Have side effects such as independent thinking and longing to live as a productive individual
•Create an illusion that communication with infidels is possible without hostage-taking
Spontaneously developed methods and techniques are already in place to help OMS sufferers: the Paris Youth Group, the Gaza System, the Beirut Procedure, and, of course, the Zawahiri Method - an easy-to-learn, do-it-yourself way to eliminate anxiety whenever you find anything offensive, by removing any negative thought or feeling below the neck of the offending party.
This method has proven to be particularly effective in breaking the patterns of thought and behavior among non-Muslims, whose very existence is suspected to be the leading cause of pain of anxiety afflicting the Muslim world.
Taliban TV Guide
MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionare"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "Bowling For Food"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionare"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"
How to tell if you're a Muslim:
•If you and your wife fight over the remote, and it's to a detonator, you could be a Muslim.
•If you write love letters starting off with "I'm in love with ewe", you could be a Muslim.
•If you go to a barbecue and your former neighbor is on the spit, you could be a Muslim.
•If you buy a vest and wear it only once, you could be a Muslim.
•If you're afraid of overeating because you may explode, you could be a Muslim.
•If your camel is prettier than your sister, you could be a Muslim.
•If you squint and hold your ears every time the cellphone rings, you could be a Muslim.
•If you secretly visit Plank's Constant for pix of naked little girls, you could be a Muslim.
•If your closet has 6 sets of camouflage clothing, you could be a Muslim.
•If you would rather have your children die than get your Quran dirty, you could be a Muslim.
•If you and your wife fight over the remote, and it's to a detonator, you could be a Muslim.
•If you write love letters starting off with "I'm in love with ewe", you could be a Muslim.
•If you go to a barbecue and your former neighbor is on the spit, you could be a Muslim.
•If you buy a vest and wear it only once, you could be a Muslim.
•If you're afraid of overeating because you may explode, you could be a Muslim.
•If your camel is prettier than your sister, you could be a Muslim.
•If you squint and hold your ears every time the cellphone rings, you could be a Muslim.
•If you secretly visit Plank's Constant for pix of naked little girls, you could be a Muslim.
•If your closet has 6 sets of camouflage clothing, you could be a Muslim.
•If you would rather have your children die than get your Quran dirty, you could be a Muslim.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Palestinians run out of rocks
WEST BANK — Palestinian stone throwers disclosed for the first time Friday, that due to a gross miscalculation of their arsenal, they had finally run out of rocks and would be forced to come up with more inventive ways of continuing their Intifada on the Jewish state of Israel.
“I reached down to grab a rock this morning and all I got was a handful of sand,” said one Palestinian militant who asked to remain anonymous. “I tried throwing it but it just blew back in my face. Man, It really stung my eyes!”
Militant groups were quick to cast blame for the depletion of their arsenal on a group of teenage “stone hogs” who exhausted the supply by throwing indiscriminately at passing cars, various neighborhood bullies and the occasional stray dog.
Others accused a local housewife of wasting the rocks by building “a cute little gravel path” leading up to a backyard bird feeder.
“The important thing is we find an another resource as quickly as possible, said Palestinian militant leader, Achmed Ashanni. “Meanwhile, we’re alternating between spitting on the Israelis and throwing feces at them. We really need to find some alternatives quick."
Leaders of two radical groups, Hamas and Islamic Jihad, not wanting show signs of military unreadiness, decided to immediately unleash a precious cargo of snack-sized, tapioca pudding containers stolen from an Israeli middle school cafeteria.
According to reports, the pudding has great hangtime and can be thrown almost as far as rocks. Plus, it’s really impressive when it explodes all over enemy clothing.
I do have to admit, It really kills me to throw the tapioca Snack Packs," Ashanni said. "Those goddamn Jews really know their pudding.”
“I reached down to grab a rock this morning and all I got was a handful of sand,” said one Palestinian militant who asked to remain anonymous. “I tried throwing it but it just blew back in my face. Man, It really stung my eyes!”
Militant groups were quick to cast blame for the depletion of their arsenal on a group of teenage “stone hogs” who exhausted the supply by throwing indiscriminately at passing cars, various neighborhood bullies and the occasional stray dog.
Others accused a local housewife of wasting the rocks by building “a cute little gravel path” leading up to a backyard bird feeder.
“The important thing is we find an another resource as quickly as possible, said Palestinian militant leader, Achmed Ashanni. “Meanwhile, we’re alternating between spitting on the Israelis and throwing feces at them. We really need to find some alternatives quick."
Leaders of two radical groups, Hamas and Islamic Jihad, not wanting show signs of military unreadiness, decided to immediately unleash a precious cargo of snack-sized, tapioca pudding containers stolen from an Israeli middle school cafeteria.
According to reports, the pudding has great hangtime and can be thrown almost as far as rocks. Plus, it’s really impressive when it explodes all over enemy clothing.
I do have to admit, It really kills me to throw the tapioca Snack Packs," Ashanni said. "Those goddamn Jews really know their pudding.”
Major catholic portuguese leader speaks against muslims
The patriarch of Lisbon, Cardinal D.José Policarpo adviced the portuguese young women to not marry muslim in regardless to not get in real troubles. He said that the christian comunity is very ignorant in regardless of the muslim comunity and the first step to a dialog is the understanding wich seems very hard.In his own words: "The dialog is only possible with who wants to dialogue and with muslims that's very hard"
"We are trying to give the first steps but is very hard becouse they don't admit even a simple critic.Their truth is unique and it's all."
The representant of the catholic portuguese church says that muslims use the dialogue with the Vatican to mark their space "like wolfs do in the forest"
To the portuguese women: "Think twice before merry a muslim.Not even Allah knows where it would end.If a european young woman with christian formation merry a muslim, the first time she goes to his country will be subject to the regime imposed to the muslim women. Imagine yourself there!"
"We are very ignorant. We want to talk with the muslims but we don't spend an hour to find out who they really are. Who, in Portugal, already read the Koran?"
He even mention when the Cathedral of Colonia in Germany was borrow to the muslim comunity during the Ramadan. After that they just refused to give it back. Police had to take the control. Jan 15
3:24 PM
"We are trying to give the first steps but is very hard becouse they don't admit even a simple critic.Their truth is unique and it's all."
The representant of the catholic portuguese church says that muslims use the dialogue with the Vatican to mark their space "like wolfs do in the forest"
To the portuguese women: "Think twice before merry a muslim.Not even Allah knows where it would end.If a european young woman with christian formation merry a muslim, the first time she goes to his country will be subject to the regime imposed to the muslim women. Imagine yourself there!"
"We are very ignorant. We want to talk with the muslims but we don't spend an hour to find out who they really are. Who, in Portugal, already read the Koran?"
He even mention when the Cathedral of Colonia in Germany was borrow to the muslim comunity during the Ramadan. After that they just refused to give it back. Police had to take the control. Jan 15
3:24 PM
Jewish Pride
Written by an Israeli named Dan Sporn
Our condition, in Israel, has never been better than it is now!
Only the television and the media make people think that the end of the world is near. Only 65 years ago, Jews were brought to death like sheep to slaughter.
NO country, NO army.
Only 60 years ago, seven Arab countries declared war on little Israel, the Jewish State, just a few hours after it was established.
We were 650,000 Jews against the rest of the Arab world.
No IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) or Air Force.
We were only a small group of stubborn people with nowhere to go.
Remember: Lebanon , Syria , Iraq , Jordan , Egypt , Libya , and Saudi Arabia, they all attacked at once.
The state that the United Nations “gave” us was 65% desert.
We started it from zero. Only 41 years ago, we fought three of the strongest countries in the Middle East , and we crushed them in Six Days.
Over the years we fought different coalitions of Arab countries with modern armies and with huge amounts of Russian-Soviet ammunition, and we still won.
Today we have a beautiful country, a powerful Army, a strong Air Force, an adequate Navy and a thriving high tech industry.
Intel, Microsoft, and IBM have all developed their businesses here.
Our doctors have won important prizes in the medical development field.
We turned the desert into a prosperous land.
We sell oranges, flowers, and vegetables around the world.
We launched our own satellite! Three satellites at once!
We are in good company; together with the USA (280 million residents), Russia (220 million residents), China (1.3 billion residents) and Europe ( France , England and Germany 35 million residents).
We are one of the only countries in the world that have launched something into space!
Israel today is among the few powerful countries that have nuclear technology & capabilities. ( We will never admit it, but everyone knows.)
To think that only 65 years ago we were disgraced and hopeless.
We crawled out from the burning crematoriums of Europe ..
We won in all our wars. With a little bit of nothing we built an empire.
Who are Khaled Mashal (leader of Hamas) or Hassan Nasrallah (leader of Hezbollah) trying to frighten? They are amusing us.
As we celebrate Independence Day and Passover, let us not forget what this holy day is all about; we overcame everything.
We overcame the Greeks,
We overcame the Romans,
We overcame the Spanish Inquisition,
We overcame the Russians pogrom,
We overcame Hitler, we overcame Germany and
overcame the Holocaust, We overcame the armies of seven countries.
Relax friends, we will overcome our current enemies.
Never mind where you look in human history.
Think about it, the Jewish nation, our condition has never been better than now.
So let’s lift our heads up and remember:
Never mind which country or culture tries to harm us or erase us from the world. We will still exist and persevere.
Egypt ? - Anyone know where the Egyptian empire disappeared to?
The Romans? Is anyone speaking Latin today?
The Third Reich? Did anyone hear news from them lately?
And look at us, the Bible nation from slavery in Egypt, we are still here, still speaking the same language.
Exactly here, exactly now.
Maybe the Arabs don’t know it yet, but we are an eternal nation.
All the time that we will keep our identity, we will stay eternal.
So, sorry, that we are not worrying, complaining, crying, or fearing Business here is (fine). It can definitely be much better, but it is still fine.
Don’t pay attention to the nonsense in the media, they will not tell you about our festivals here in Israel or about the people that continue living, going out, meeting friends.
Yes, sometimes morale is down, so what?
This is only because we are mourning the dead, while the Arabs and the Moslems are celebrating suicide, spilled blood and death.
And this is the reason we will win after all. Sep 6
12:13 AM
Our condition, in Israel, has never been better than it is now!
Only the television and the media make people think that the end of the world is near. Only 65 years ago, Jews were brought to death like sheep to slaughter.
NO country, NO army.
Only 60 years ago, seven Arab countries declared war on little Israel, the Jewish State, just a few hours after it was established.
We were 650,000 Jews against the rest of the Arab world.
No IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) or Air Force.
We were only a small group of stubborn people with nowhere to go.
Remember: Lebanon , Syria , Iraq , Jordan , Egypt , Libya , and Saudi Arabia, they all attacked at once.
The state that the United Nations “gave” us was 65% desert.
We started it from zero. Only 41 years ago, we fought three of the strongest countries in the Middle East , and we crushed them in Six Days.
Over the years we fought different coalitions of Arab countries with modern armies and with huge amounts of Russian-Soviet ammunition, and we still won.
Today we have a beautiful country, a powerful Army, a strong Air Force, an adequate Navy and a thriving high tech industry.
Intel, Microsoft, and IBM have all developed their businesses here.
Our doctors have won important prizes in the medical development field.
We turned the desert into a prosperous land.
We sell oranges, flowers, and vegetables around the world.
We launched our own satellite! Three satellites at once!
We are in good company; together with the USA (280 million residents), Russia (220 million residents), China (1.3 billion residents) and Europe ( France , England and Germany 35 million residents).
We are one of the only countries in the world that have launched something into space!
Israel today is among the few powerful countries that have nuclear technology & capabilities. ( We will never admit it, but everyone knows.)
To think that only 65 years ago we were disgraced and hopeless.
We crawled out from the burning crematoriums of Europe ..
We won in all our wars. With a little bit of nothing we built an empire.
Who are Khaled Mashal (leader of Hamas) or Hassan Nasrallah (leader of Hezbollah) trying to frighten? They are amusing us.
As we celebrate Independence Day and Passover, let us not forget what this holy day is all about; we overcame everything.
We overcame the Greeks,
We overcame the Romans,
We overcame the Spanish Inquisition,
We overcame the Russians pogrom,
We overcame Hitler, we overcame Germany and
overcame the Holocaust, We overcame the armies of seven countries.
Relax friends, we will overcome our current enemies.
Never mind where you look in human history.
Think about it, the Jewish nation, our condition has never been better than now.
So let’s lift our heads up and remember:
Never mind which country or culture tries to harm us or erase us from the world. We will still exist and persevere.
Egypt ? - Anyone know where the Egyptian empire disappeared to?
The Romans? Is anyone speaking Latin today?
The Third Reich? Did anyone hear news from them lately?
And look at us, the Bible nation from slavery in Egypt, we are still here, still speaking the same language.
Exactly here, exactly now.
Maybe the Arabs don’t know it yet, but we are an eternal nation.
All the time that we will keep our identity, we will stay eternal.
So, sorry, that we are not worrying, complaining, crying, or fearing Business here is (fine). It can definitely be much better, but it is still fine.
Don’t pay attention to the nonsense in the media, they will not tell you about our festivals here in Israel or about the people that continue living, going out, meeting friends.
Yes, sometimes morale is down, so what?
This is only because we are mourning the dead, while the Arabs and the Moslems are celebrating suicide, spilled blood and death.
And this is the reason we will win after all. Sep 6
12:13 AM
Put the Numbers in Perspective
So, you think the Ku Klux Klan
and the Spanish Inquisition are bad?
So do we, but...
-More people are killed by Islamists each year than in all 350 years of the Spanish Inquisition combined.
-More civilians were killed by Muslim extremists in two hours on September 11th than in the 36 years of sectarian conflict in Northern Ireland.
-Islamic terrorists murder more people every day than the Ku Klux Klan has in the last 50 years.
-19 Muslim hijackers killed more innocents in two hours on September 11th than the number of American criminals executed in the last 65 years
and the Spanish Inquisition are bad?
So do we, but...
-More people are killed by Islamists each year than in all 350 years of the Spanish Inquisition combined.
-More civilians were killed by Muslim extremists in two hours on September 11th than in the 36 years of sectarian conflict in Northern Ireland.
-Islamic terrorists murder more people every day than the Ku Klux Klan has in the last 50 years.
-19 Muslim hijackers killed more innocents in two hours on September 11th than the number of American criminals executed in the last 65 years
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