A LESSON TO THE WORLD

THIS IS REALLY A TRUE JOKE!!!

"LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!"

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT....

IF YOU CROSS THE ISRAELI BORDER ILLEGALLY---- YOU GET: A JOB, WELFARE, A PLACE TO LIVE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, SUPPORT FROM LOBBYISTS RIGHTEOUS GROUPS, SYMPATHY OF THE MEDIA, UN IMMIGRANT PROTECTION CARD, THE RIGHT TO PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT, AND IF YOU HAVE A CHILD, YOU BECOME A LEGAL CITIZEN.